NOLEN: Ah, I finally got my recorder on my phone to work.
(exhausted sigh)
Right, well I don’t want to waste any more time. I will get right to it. My name is Martin Nolen, an astute scholar of archelogy and history. And in my spare time, you can say I am an adventurer fishing for rare artifacts.
And ohhh, I think I caught myself a big one tonight.
I am standing in what seems to be a library, buried under the Haboob of 2878, West Texas’ biggest haboob this century has ever seen. And just from looking around, I can easily say this is one of the largest academic libraries in the state of Texas.
It's “academic” alright. There is a coffee and snack stop right at the door. And if that didn’t give it away, the printing kiosks certainly will.
Anyway, with how large this building is, I’ve got my work cut out for me. I better get started and report my findings.
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